News for the Day for 4.27.10

• The curious relationship between chocolate and depression.
• The curious relationship between the religious and celibacy.
• The curious relationship between Playboy and the Hollywood sign. 
• The curious relationship between chimps and death.
• The curious relationship between quolls and cane toads.
• The curious relationship between landfills and deodorant.
• The curious relationship between Taiwanese politicians and the mafia.
• The curious relationship between Brazilian cowboys and life.
• The curious relationship between Russian adoptees and a Montana ranch.
• The curious relationship between the Pentagon and PowerPoint.
• The curious relationship between Chinese hospitals and doctors.
• The curious relationship between public radio and classical music.
• The not-so-curious relationship between health and a balanced diet.